Give me liberty... or a bran muffin!

thearcanetheory:

cianur00:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

f-r-eckled:

im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

that’s 110%

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thats the best gif I’ve ever seen for this kind of thing

sarahmjfan:

awesomephilia:

Here tiny human. Pick it up and throw it away. Then I’ll go get it!

OH MY GOD!!!

sarahmjfan:

awesomephilia:

Here tiny human. Pick it up and throw it away. Then I’ll go get it!

OH MY GOD!!!

klinklang:

when you ask someone what sort of music they’re into and they reply with something like ‘i only listen to real music like the beatles and nirvana’

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thecouscousqueen:

grrrlfever:

Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR

andtheynamedhimteddy:

thescienceofjohnlock:

jamthedevilbackinthebox:

thumbcramps:

Wow. I’m sure you’ve all seen this girl’s fantastic tardis dress floating around here the last week or so. She hand painted the inside and everything, and she just looks plain great. But of course, I see it posted on facebook, and the slew of comments begin.

I don’t think it’s a mystery as to why I, as a bigger girl, spend the week before a convention crying because I’m so nervous about what people are going to say about me just because I want to dress up and have fun like everyone else. And there is something really, really fucking wrong with that.

This girl is as beautiful as she is clever! If we on Tumblr are only good for one thing, it’s turning situations like this around! Let’s signal boost this and get it back to her so she knows how much we love it! ALLONZ-Y

Some need a reality check preferably with a baseball bat THIS FUCKING AWESOME and she is gorgeous.

“Would be better if she wasn’t fat”. Jesus, it pisses me off that people thing that others dress/look a certain way to please anyone other than themselves. Oh I’m sorry, my body and my attire didn’t aesthetically please you this morning? Well too fucking bad you ignorant piece of shit. 

fudgeflies:

anonhermionegranger:

sayharryoutloud:

anonhermionegranger:

quick question: i havent read the series in forever but did mrs weasley ever make hermione a weasley sweater? bc i kind of feel like she didnt, how rude.

omg it’s true! she didn’t! just because she…

So try me on and I will tell you where you ought to be.

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

how do u address the meme king 

u madjesty

analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike